Sadist?

Is calling a clip of a man being tear-ed into 2 half by a auto-open sliding door funny?

Is watching a alien being crushed by a disco ball while it's singing funny ?

Is seeing people cry funny?

I don't think it's funny.

One day,

my chinese teacher said that she was about to show us some funny clips

cos its post-exam activities alr right?

At first, i was all excited and all.

'Cos if you know me, im a hilarious person.

But, it turned out that i was the one screaming the loudest among the girls in the class after watching the scary and not funny AT ALL clip.

1st clip :

-a cleaner was trying to figure out a way to clean the auto-open-door.

-splashed the detergent bucket of water

- water landed on another man who was on his way and the door opened, so kena wet.

- furious, he punched the cleaner into a pulp and the cleaner was nose-bleeding.

(EVERYONE LAUGHED.)[ hahaha, very funny. -.-"]

then,

-the cleaner was pissed and he got himself a sticky thing to stick himself to the door when its closed.

- when the auto thing detected him, it tried to open.

-the cleaner could not keep the door closed and it opened.

- he was teared into 2 half.

(the video showed the flesh and all )

MY TEACHER WAS LAUGHING MADLY.

while i was there screaming.

after that, she left the video there without closing and the clip had the body there, disgusting.

I was freakingly screaming at her to close it or to at least minimise it so that i wont puke right infront of her, but she didnt bothered.

I was screaming there , at my place, at her.

Jainus tried all means to calm me down, but i was just too disgusted by her, AND THE CLIP.

Teacher came to me and company to hand out the holiday homework, so i thought she could hear what i was saying, so i screamed in her ear

" LAO SHI, NI KE BU KE YI QU GUAN DIAO NA GE VIDEO !!!!! "

and you know what, she was just there ignoring.

WAS SHE ACTUALLY ENJOYING LOOKING AT THE PIC? !

omg, im freaking out alr thinking of that pic.

I only calmed down when after Terry seeing cher so ignored and all, and maybe me freaking out so ridiculously , went to her desk and make it not show the pic but other not scary de.

OMFG., if its not for Terry , i would/might have really puked.

I was really there like " Glorrrr~~ !-puking soon- "

2nd clip:

[i was really careful this time ]

Watched a alien, not very cute but singing some english song[i forgot ;x]

then suddeny happilly, A DISCO BALL JUST DROPPED ON IT.

And it was crushed.

very funny indeed,huh.

bian tai ? o.0

3rd clip:

{idk abt the story but was freaking out when i saw a hand hanging on the door knob there and the guy who was in the clip was crying.}

WTF, funny ?! you call this funny.?

Oh, funny to my teacher though.

I SCREAMED FOR ALL CLIPS.

Then suddenly i realised, i was disgusted when i looked at my teacher.

She was like a sadist ?! >.+"

OMG. freaking out.